Gardening, humor, Outdoors

Shrimp Scampi and Mosquitoes

  Our current method of mosquito control, whacking them dead, had failed miserably. Had we been armed with octopus arms clutching sixteen swatters we may have had a chance of grilling our meal without becoming a meal. More welts were raised than chicken barbecued. Standing within a ring of citronella candles and slicked with Cutters abated… Continue reading Shrimp Scampi and Mosquitoes

Everyday Epiphany, humor

Puzzling And The Bickering Brain

I was one puzzle away from an energy flowing calm, an improved attitude, and nailing meditation! And that would have happened if my brain hemispheres cooperated. Instead they bickered. My trainer, Destiny, (See Post 49 “Date with Destiny”) had suggested I find a stress reducing activity since my Yoga and meditation attempts failed. (I had… Continue reading Puzzling And The Bickering Brain

Everyday Epiphany, humor

Scary Drawer

I inch open the middle drawer of my bureau . . . the one sandwiched between the one that holds my long sleeved t-shirts and the other that contains my jeans. The time has come. I procrastinate long enough.   “After Valentine’s Day,” I had said to myself leaving an open-ended loophole. Trinidads tasted. Roses… Continue reading Scary Drawer

Everyday Epiphany, humor

My Date With Destiny

“Deal with your stress,” said Destiny. No metaphor here. Destiny actually spoke those words. I had scheduled my annual appointment for a free fitness analysis through Centegra Hospital in early March with Emilee, the trainer. At least I thought I had. The confirmation email reminded me about my appointment in late February with Destiny. Someone… Continue reading My Date With Destiny